Now that's some plumber cleavage that won't make you recoil in disgust. I don't know, the vision of a hot girl cleaning up filth doesn't really get me going. Her scrubbing all the filth off in a shower- now that's another story.
#2 Gamer GF
Girlfriends who buy their dudes video games are awesome, but they have ulterior motives. While you're busy cleaning up the streets of Los Santos, she's moving up levels in Candy Crush. If my girlfriend got me Fifa 14 & GTA V - I wouldn't say she's the "perfect" girlfriend. I'd say she's the "forgot how much I loathe soccer" girlfriend. But it's the thought that counts.
#3 BDay Gift
Nothing says "I love you" like a step-by-step guide on how to survive the apocalypse. I mean, she would've kept all the information to herself, but she chose to share it- and if that doesn't say "I love" I don't know what does. They must not be in the "farting in front of each other" stage in the relationship yet. If they were, I doubt she'd buy him all assorted cheese. Just wouldn't be wise.
#4 Happy Diablo Ryan
She not only embraces your gaming lifestyle, she bakes you a cake in support of it. I believe the saying goes, "if you like it then you should put a ring on it." And Ryan should hit up Jared ASAP before this patient hottie takes her sexy baking skills elsewhere.
#5 Too Cheesy?
A personal pizza, soda and a side? Dude...this chick JOCKS you! Like , hard, bro! He would've said yes, had it not been for one critical detail...Chad was a Pepsi man. Deal breaker.
#6 Girlfriend's House
Typical reactions upon learning this is what your girlfriend's house looks like:
-Happy because it looks like she's into the same music as you!
-Sad because it seems like she might be too "technologically advanced" for you and your AOL account
-Demoralized because you totally recognize this room from one of those live-stream sex shows.
#7 Nude Kart
A couple that Karts together- stays together.
She's naked to add to his pleasure. He's naked because he has a sweat gland problem.
After this race, he plans on sticking his Toadstool in her Yoshi.
#8 Up For You
Finally, the tips of my shoes can remain disease free as I enjoy my standing pee!
I always put the seat back down for her- but not with my hands. I use the manly force of my 'stream' to knock that seat back to it's relaxed, downward position. You're welcome, honey. Enjoy that sticky-seated poop later!
#9 I'm paying
Now that's a cool move. But if she did this with $1000 as you and your buddies are about to hit up a Strip Club- then that's a "keeper" move.
...And we're only going to Taco Bell with our 2 anorexic friends...
#10 Here I am
Most girls make their guys go to Jared- she made him go to the World Series. Epic girlfriend Win!
It's decisions like this that take you from the girlfriend level to the wife leagues, ladies. take notes. They won the series in 7, but their marriage ended in 3
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